Average: 15

Someone was blasting Big Pimpin' in the parking lot, so I didn't even have to play my rigging soundtrack. Thank you, kind stranger. But sadly, I missed the window. The wind went from sailable to nothing during rigging. I launched anyway and paid for it with a float on the lazy river of shame. I managed to not have to walk very far, but wish I could have caught even one wave for the trouble. Should have brought my surfboard.